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Moving Problem #785: What to do with my giant dominatrix/stripper boots

So once, a long time ago, I dreamed of being a domme. Think about it! You own your own business, you get to wear awesome outfits, the money’s pretty good and you get to spank guys for a living.

Anyway, in my excitement and haste, I went out and bought these.

What can I say? I’m an impulse shopper!

Anyway, the domme thing fell through although I did get to do it via phone sex. And now I have these boots. I still love them even though I can barely walk in them.

Alas, I am moving to my mother’s house where I cannot hide these boots.

I guess the trash? So sad.

(Also, I look hot in these boots)